Funny Status Ideas

I want to throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted

Do deaf people get paranoid when farting in public?

Beer: Giving you the courage to talk to women but taking away the ability to make sense.

Hypochondria, the only affliction hypochondriacs don’t think they have.

Tim Tebow has been traded to the Jets. Every time he gets on one knee in New York, he'll be praying that he doesn't get mugged.

Relationships are like farting, if you push to hard things can get messy real fast.

Words with Friends sounds so hard. Not the words part, the friends part.