Funny Status Ideas

Recoil is just when the bullet shoots the gun at you.

No one would ever know if a tree chirped like a bird.

Ravioli are just meat gushers.

I recently bought a toilet brush. To make a long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper.

Kids in middle school showing off their double jointed appendages is the original weird flex

Typing the word "skepticism" is like playing Pong with your keyboard

“She has good child-birthing hips” is just the 1800s way of saying “Dayum, she's thicc!”