Funny Status Ideas

I don't trip. I freestyle walk.

Dear MTV, WTF happened? Sincerely, Music.

I wish more people would give me the silent treatment.

Superman had a really trustworthy dry cleaner.

You never realize what you have till it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

overing someone's eyes and saying "Guess who?" is a really fun way to make friends... Especially at urinals

Once you start making Freudian slips, it's just one after a mother.