Funny Status Ideas

After reading this sentence you will realize that the the brain doesn't recongnize a second "the"

I'm against picketing but I don't know how to show it.

Your ex asking to be friends after a break up is like kidnappers asking you to "keep in touch" after letting you go.

Boobs are proof that men can focus on two things at once

Like medicine, People should come with warning labels...May cause drowsiness and persistent headaches.

I hate when people with weirdly spelled common names get mad when you misspell their name. I didn't misspell it, your parents did.

I have some jokes about unemployment but they need some work.