Funny Status Ideas

Whenever I'm sad and think that I haven't made much of my life, I go to Wal-Mart.

During exams, students look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information.

The most terrifying thing a woman can say to me is "notice anything different?"

What color is a mirror?

Age only matters if you're wine or cheese.

I accidentally used aol.com to search for something today. I feel like everyone who works there probably high-fived each other and got really hopeful about the future.

I was gonna be a history major, but there's really no future in it.