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#2293
Midwife - People helping people get people out of people.
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#2292
It's only a matter of time until Facebook adds “friend-zoned” as a relationship status.
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#2291
Living with a toddler is like using a blender with no lid.
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#2290
If good things come to those who wait isn't procrastination a virtue?
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#2289
Any guy can seem cool on a motorcycle. If you really want to know what kind of man you've got, watch him walk through a spider web.
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#2288
I'm not suggesting Cher is a nazi, but at no point during "If I could turn back time" does she think about killing Hitler.
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#2287
When your pants are on fire the fact that you're lying suddenly becomes much less important.
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