Funny Status Ideas

The "i" before "e' rule is weird.

If it isn't on the first page of Google search results, it doesn't exist.

No one is as disturbed as they should be by the fact that the prince in Snow White had to kiss a corpse in the middle of the woods surrounded by seven midgets.

I've been trying to throw away this trash can for the past 2 months & the garbage men just keep leaving it on the sidewalk.

If you ever google "Gary Oldman" for Pete's sake don't forget the "R"

Lord Voldemort's nose was longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage.

I really need to stop saying, "how stupid can you be?" People are taking it as a challenge..