Funny Status Ideas

Snakes are just tails with faces.

I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it.

Sometimes I wonder what I would do for a Klondike bar

Wife: My gynocolagist says I can't have sex for two weeks. Husband: What did your dentist say?

I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at a floor and think, 'I'd so tap that.'

An omelet made terribly, is, at its worst, very good scrambled eggs.

So the Titanic was done in 3D recently... do you think they will actually see the iceberg this time?