Funny Status Ideas

It’s ok if you fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them.

If you hear 20 minutes of moaning coming out of my bedroom. It’s just me trying to get up.

I have spend so much money on buying different clothes...without realizing the best moments of my life are spent without them.

I'm gonna get my life together. This damn heat makes me realize I can’t go to Hell

If thought bubbles appeared above my head, I'd be screwed.

I'm immature for my age, according to my pediatrician.

‪Don’t ever let someone tell you how many ounces of wine in a glass. You measure that shit with your heart.