Funny Status Ideas

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing it for years...

OK. So I danced like no one was watching. My Court date is pending.

I cut my finger when changing the spark plugs on my car. This proves that it *is* possible to get blood out of a tune-up.

I had to smile at the irony when a song from the "Avatar" soundtrack started playing on Pandora Radio.

A recent government survey reports that people are more cynical these days than any time in history. Like I'm really supposed to believe that…

Make the little things count. Teach midgets math

Today's a great day to stalk someone you haven't seen since high school and say, "You wrote 'keep in touch' in my yearbook. Let's do this!"