Funny Status Ideas

"Thats What." -She

Rihanna should marry Lebron: He doesn't beat anything.

I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.

DiGiorno should start delivering, just to screw with people.

Facebook went public, because even they couldn't figure out the Privacy Settings.

I miss my ex a lot... but my aim is getting better.

If you were home alone in the middle of the night, and you heard a fart, would you laugh or be scared?