Funny Status Ideas

Ha! I just finished a puzzle in 8 months and the box said 2-3 years!

It’d be pretty messed up if the cure for cancer was in those end-slices of bread.

Dont be afraid of change, its inevitable. Unless youre homeless. Then you might have to go around asking for it. By the way, I dont have any.

Prison is peculiar. All the pros are cons.

A guy broke into my house last week and took all of our tv remotes. now he drives by and changes our channels. SICK PERSON!

I just scrolled so far back on Facebook's Timeline it logged me back onto MySpace.

I replied to your event invites with "maybe" because there wasn't a box for "I haven't seen you since high school, leave me alone."