Funny Status Ideas

I am starting to consider "natural beauty", anything taken without instagram.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he planned on upgrading his computer to Windows 7. Arnold's response: "I still love Vista, Baby."

We have so much in common. You want to travel, and I want you to go.

I married my wife for her looks, but not the ones she’s been giving me lately!

You’re only young once. If you act like an idiot after that, you’re gonna need a new excuse.

Do gun manuals have Trouble Shooting sections?

I’m not afraid of hard work. You can tell by the way I fight it.