Funny Status Ideas

When I die, I want to be cremated and put inside an Etch-a-Sketch.

The three phases of love: 1. XOXO 2. XXX 3. EX

The Miss Universe Pageant is obviously rigged. The winner is always from Earth.

It's funny how our childhood punishment is now our adulthood pleasure, Like taking naps...spankings

If life gives you melons, you probably have dyslexia.

Pretty sure the only reason we keep pay phones around are so movie villains can give the main protagonist their next set of instructions

Maybe you should go eat some makeup. That way, you can be pretty on the inside.