Funny Status Ideas

Confucius say wife who keep husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Nothing sucks more than tha moment during an arguement when you realize you're wrong.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But I'm on bath salts, and your face looks tasty.

I always say, your laundry is never completely done, unless you do it in the nude. (Which probably explains the strange looks at the laundrymat this afternoon.)

I always go the extra mile. The restraining order says I have to.

I mixed Krazy Glue with my Prozac. Now it's just glue.

I wonder if I´ll ever be mature enough to use a stud finder without pointing it at myself and saying "there's one."