Funny Status Ideas

A Sharpie sees more bathroom walls and sleeping people's faces than it does paper.

Pandas are Black, White AND Asian.

To see a real 3D movie, watch a play.

Tomorrow, I'm going to open up the time capsule I buried when I was a kid. I can't wait to see how big my puppy got!

When Bill Gates feels like a million bucks, he's having a crappy day.

Eating junk food after working out doesn't defeat the purpose, it justifies the cause.

Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Im pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.