Funny Status Ideas

Is it considered drinking alone if you're on Facebook?

Live forever or die trying.

I wonder if people in wheel chairs get depressed when they listen to stairway to heaven.

The only time I look forward to red street lights is when I'm trying to finish a text.

I can't believe it. I saw on the news where a midget got pick pocketed in broad daylight...how could anyone stoop so low?

If they made a movie about Morgan Freeman, who would narrate it?

Every rule has an exception, especially this one.