Funny Status Ideas

Roses are read Violets aren't blue The original poem was incorrect So I fixed it for you

I just don't get you people who prefer the cold over the heat. The best times of my life are spent being hot, sweaty, and naked. Not cold, shivering, and bundled up.

I'm 16 and a virgin, where's my show?

I don't have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination.

Why is it that in girl tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing? Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws & burning crap down?

I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and then my face hits the mirror.

"FacebooK" is the second most popular word that starts with "F" and ends with "K".