Funny Status Ideas

The total confusion exhibited at four-way stops makes me wonder how much longer humans will be at the top of the food chain.

Does it disturb anyone else that "The Los Angeles Angels" baseball team translates directly to "The The Angels Angels"?

Gardening is awesome because it is one of the only ways a normal person can be persuaded into buying actual bags of poop.

I love how the internet has improved people's grammar far more than any English teacher has. If you write "your" instead of "you're" in English class, all you get is a red mark. Mess up on the internet, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Birth control pills should be for men. It makes much more sense to unload a gun, than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

I hate it when people don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". There so stupid

Not only am I the master of suspense, but I