Funny Status Ideas

Alcohol won’t solve your problems, but neither will milk or orange juice.

If you have a Myspace account, I have a VCR and a typewriter you might be interested in buying.

The only thing standing between me and greatness is millions of people who are more talented and want it more.

Whether I have good dreams or bad dreams, waking up is always worse

I'll never understand why the guy that invented braille didn't just put the dots in the shape of the actual letters.

Do magazines really have to add "Alive" to "Sexiest Woman" or am I just grossly underestimating the number of necrophiliacs in the world?

Chain link fence gates will one day have their revenge on speeding 80's getaway cars