Funny Status Ideas

Don't judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. Unless he wears Crocs. Then, feel free to judge all you want....

It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliant paintings of tunnels

Girls always ask how I know what phone they have when they've never even told me. I don't think they remember the fact that it's always in their profile pictures with them...

If you are physically bullied, the best thing to say is "no, no, no don't do that. You'll give me an erection"

It's strange how no one on The Jetsons ever addresses the apocalyptic events that left only white Americans behind, living in the sky

I feel lazier than the guy who designed the Japanese flag

It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliant paintings of tunnels