Funny Status Ideas

I'm glad McDonald's doesn't sell hotdogs. I'd feel really awkward ordering a McWeiner, and don't even get me started on Super Size.

Just because something is meant for kids doesn't mean it won't be amusing for adults. Boobs are a great example.

Who's this "moderation" people keep telling me to drink with?

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, it's just that yours is stupid

There is a button on my oven that says 'stop time'. I am pretty sure it means 'stop timER' but I don't push it just in case.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? I don't know how you manage to breathe through that thing.

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.