Funny Status Ideas

Willow Smith is 11 years old and has a tongue piercing, half of her hair shaved off, and is claiming to be bisexual? Sounds like somebody needs to move in with their auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.

See a doctor? Yeah right. If wanted to be told that I'm too fat, I'd post my picture on the Internet.

I hate when things take forever and a day. I don't mind waiting forever. It's that extra day that kills me.

People with pierced nipples have no excuse for losing their car keys.

What does the penis say to the condom? Cover me I'm goin' in!

Note to vegetarians: My food poops on your food. Enjoy that salad!

I like to read magazines about parenting. That way, I can learn all the things my parents did wrong when they raised me, and I can go back to them and say "See? This is the reason I am like I am."