Funny Status Ideas

That fake laugh you make when you dont understand what someone just told you.

Wait. I just checked my schedule. Actually, I do have time for your bulls*!t.

When I was born, I was so surprised, that I didn't talk for a year and a half.

There are no weather conditions where simultaneously wearing shorts and Uggs is acceptable or appropriate.

There are so many scams on the Internet now days, but for $19.95 i can show you how to avoid them.

Never hit on someone you're going to see on a regular basis, this would include co-workers, roommates, and 2nd cousins...

Seeing how Iron Man and Batman are only really smart and super rich, I’m really disappointed with Bill Gates.