Funny Status Ideas

Zombie kids are spoiled rotten.

A few hours before your dentist appointment, you'll do the best brushing you've done all year.

I just saw a movie so bad that I was on an airplane and people still walked out.

The inventor of the treadmill has passed away. Poor guy never really went anywhere.

If a couple in love is called Love Birds, then is a couple who fights with each other called Angry Birds?

The differences that emerge in twins can be amazing. My precious daughter has so much more self-confidence than my fat, lazy, twit of a son.

Why do doctors give medicine to fix one thing which could cause 10 other issues and one of those issues happens to be death?