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Curiosity saw its shadow. Six more weeks of martian winter.

Back before Walmart, you used to have to buy a ticket to the fair to see a bearded woman.

They say "the truth will set you free", but the DA didn't see it that way...

Any woman who wants to be equal to a man lacks ambition

Please take off my shirt, whispered my girlfriend... now take off my skirt... remove my bra... and take off my panties... And then she asked me never to wear her clothes again... Rude huh!

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They are making headlines!

When a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man it's $3.15 per min...