Funny Status Ideas

If we all go to jail for downloading music, I just hope we're split up by the genre.

Instead of saying YOLO recklessly, people should say it when they do something really safe. For instance, "Looked both ways before crossing the street #YOLO"

Does anyone else find it ironics that the main official sponsors of the 2012 Olympics are McDonalds and Coca Cola?

After a heavy night's drinking, I took a bus home. That might not be a big deal to some of you, but it was the first time I'd driven one.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes sex drive by 95% - it's called Wedding Cake

My Olympic condoms have arrived - I wanted to wear a gold one, but the wife said "wear the silver one and come second for a change".

I can't get a mobile signal in my village, yet terrorists have no problem sending videos from caves. Is there a special terrorist tariff?