Funny Status Ideas

I invited a friend over after school. I told my mom he's my brother from another mother. My parents are now in the divorce process.

I'm fine with the Heritage for the Blind asking for donations, but I really have to question why they would ask people to donate cars to them.

R2-D2 from Star Wars, still holds the record for most curse words in a movie.

The invention of the shovel must have been ground-breaking.

Silence is golden. Unless you have a toddler, then it's very very suspicious...

Apparently it was a bad idea to ask Siri "What to women want?" She has been talking nonstop for the last two days and it doesn't look like she is going to shut up any time soon.

When you like a sad status does that mean that you support the person or that you like their sadness?