Funny Status Ideas

Just ate a whole can of Pringles. I'm very disappointed. There were only three in the can and they were tennis ball flavored.

I enjoy watching wrestling a lot more if I think of it as competitive hugging.

"Trust your gut" is terrible advice. How can I put trust in something that tells me to eat an entire pizza when I get drunk?

The bra section is the only place you fail if you get an A.

Taking into account that Iron Man and Batman's super powers are being super rich and smart makes me really disappointed with Bill Gates.

It must be really hard to judge wet t-shirt contests. I saw one recently, and all the t-shirts looked equally wet.

Need an ark? I Noah guy