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#2811
Cyberbilly
I try to conduct myself as a perfect gentleman whenever I meet a lady. Chicks dig that.
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#2810
Cyberbilly
Shopping for antiques won't make you gay, but it will make you buy curios.
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#2809
Cyberbilly
I wish my lawn was emo. Then maybe it would cut itself.
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#2808
If someone's Facebook picture is a car, should I assume that they are a transformer?
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#2807
Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
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#2806
Kelly Hyam
I have just finished my research on the effect alcohol has on physical movement, the results were staggering.
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#2805
Kelly Hyam
A load of books just fell on my head, I've only got my shelf to blame
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