Funny Status Ideas

If you're ever attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.

Somehow, hitting the "end call" button on the cell phone just doesn't feel nearly as good as the old days when you could slam the phone down on somebody.

If it were the other way around, I doubt that one cat would take in 80 little old ladies.

I have a certain way with words. You might say I'm a cunning linguist.

First Michael Jackson, then Neil Armstrong?! Something telling me god is not a fan of moon walkers.

Before Drake started saying YOLO did you guys think you could live twice or something?

Always be yourself, unless you can be Batman, always be Batman.