Funny Status Ideas

You know you've won the argument when the other person responds with "Whatever..."

Is it wrong to ask someone with an eye patch "Was it all fun and games up to that point?"

If your goal is to fail and you succeed what have you really accomplished?

Sorry, but I'm not tall enough to ride your emotional roller-coaster.

Someday when scientists discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be unhappy to find out it's not them.

Hey Starbucks. If you gotta name your drinks with stupid language, don't roll your eyes when I order a gitchy gitchy yaya yaya mocha choca latte ya ya

Do birds get mad when other birds take a crap in the bird bath? "Dude what are you doing! That is NOT okay! There's a car RIGHT THERE!"