Funny Status Ideas

I went line dancing last night. Well it was a roadside sobriety test, same thing.

So if you're home schooled, that means you only have homework. Never school work.

"Everyday I'm Shuffling" - Casino Dealer

One day I saw this little girl near a volcano, talking to a monkey while dancing...so I called social service's on Dora's mom and dad...

When in the presence of greatness, I am inspired to the heights of my mediocrity.

"I just saw the coolest thing on Pinterest!!" - said no man EVER

I am 25, but, when I am called "sir," I always interpret it as an acknowledgement of British nobility. To which I always respond "Thank you, peasant."