Funny Status Ideas

Replacement Refs have more dropped calls than T-mobile, AT&T, Verizon and Sprint combined.

If at first you don't succeed, you should have done it my way in the first place.

This is the most exciting Monday Night Football has been in years! The result of every play is a surprise, even if I just watched it.

$20 says the referees win the Superbowl this year.

"That's what" -She

I wish paper was water proof, that way i could do my homework in the shower, 'cause that's where i do all my intense thinking.

Carpe Scrotum (grab life by the balls)