Funny Status Ideas

This is the most exciting Monday Night Football has been in years! The result of every play is a surprise, even if I just watched it.

$20 says the referees win the Superbowl this year.

"That's what" -She

I wish paper was water proof, that way i could do my homework in the shower, 'cause that's where i do all my intense thinking.

Carpe Scrotum (grab life by the balls)

I went line dancing last night. Well it was a roadside sobriety test, same thing.

So if you're home schooled, that means you only have homework. Never school work.