Funny Status Ideas

If a dentist makes his money off people with unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a toothbrush that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?

We tell our kids not to take candy from strangers but on October 31st we dress them up and take them to strangers houses and make them beg fer candy

I'm going to deliberately run into a car with a "Coexist" bumper sticker just to test their tolerance.

Hitting the gym to relieve stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the person who caused it in the first place.

If you buy a toy in China, does it say "Made Here"?

I feel bad for kids who see a new toy they want but can't have because their parents must be 18 or over to call.

Cancel my subscription. I've had enough of your issues.