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#2963
That awkward moment when you realize, that adding "that awkward moment when you realize" before a random statement doesn't make you seem any more clever, witty, or profound.
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#2962
Man, I love Halloween. I can get free candy without going into a van!
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#2961
I would call my coworkers complete idiots, but that would mean that they have actually completed something.
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#2960
Sweater weather = the end of my diet.
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#2959
Facebook is just like my refrigerator. I check it every 10 minutes and yet there's nothing new.
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#2958
Cyberbilly
Instead of cleaning my house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders. Now I don't feel so bad.
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#2957
Cyberbilly
Shall I compare thee to a Summer's Eve? For thou art a douche.
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