Funny Status Ideas

Bill gates is so rich, that he thinks he can buy poverty from Africa.

I got gas yesterday for $1.39! too bad it was only from taco bell.

I don't understand banks. How they have chains on their pens, I'm trusting them with money so why don't they trust me with pens?

So I got up and made this chick breakfast this morning and instead of thanking me she ask me "how did you get in my house"

I was lying in my bed, looking up at the starry night and thought, "Where the hell is my ceiling!?"

Kim Kardashian's marriage was shorter than the line of trick or treaters at Casey Anthony's house.

When in doubt, mumble.