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Honey Boo Boo is supposedly filming a Halloween special. Thing is, how will you know it when you see it?

168 McDonald's monopoly pieces later, and all I won was heart disease.

"Once you go blаck, you never go back" - Yellow highlighter

If my memory gets any worse I'll be able to plan my own surprise party.

I think fire alarms should use the last of their battery to continue to monitor fire instead of getting all beepy!

Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the "Like" button.

When I was kid, I was terrified of ear wigs because I thought they came out of your ears. Just imagine how scared I was when I heard about cockroaches!