Funny Status Ideas

What if Gangnam Style is actually just a giant rain dance, and we brought this hurricane on ourselves?

If water continues to rise Wall Street may need another bail out.

My favorite part about the Presidential debate on TV was when I realized I have over 500 other channels to watch.

When someone yells "Shotgun!" I yell "Rosa Parks!" sit down and refuse to move.

If swearing is immature, why is it referred to as 'adult language'?

Do the Chinese realize that when they visit America, they buy souvenirs made in their own country?

Life better give you some water and sugar or else your lemonade it gonna be pretty nasty