Funny Status Ideas

I get very annoyed when people mix up there, they're and their. From now on I'm going to point it out, weather they like it or not.

I don't know why people freak out and run when they see a spider. They are just gonna climb in your mouth when you are sleeping anyways.

Sometimes I feel like I'm just one mood swing away from getting my own padded room with a hug-yourself jacket.

I started drinking a little early. Yesterday, to be more precise.

Whoever snuck the s in “fast food” is a clever person.

Whenever I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug and gently whisper "Who did this to you?"

I'd rather be a smart ass who knows it, than a dumb ass who doesn't