Funny Status Ideas

Disney World is a giant people trap operated by a mouse.

Who was the idiot who passed up the chance to call astronomers "skyentists"?

Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.

Do Amish people do the acoustic slide?

Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable!

I say "do I smell popcorn" right after I fart, so everyone takes in a deep breath.

My son said his favorite mythical creature is a unicorn. He then asked me if I had a favorite mythical creature and I said "Yes, an honest politician."