Funny Status Ideas

Walk up to a house yesterday with a mask, get free candy. I do the samething today and they call the cops? Pfft, some people.

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 467 words. Slightly more in Canada.

When I die, I want catnip to be planted over my grave. Then, all the stray cemetery cats will flock to my grave and rub all over it, and people will think I was some kind of cat god.

It's days like today that remind me why they denied me that concealed carry permit.

Technically, I never really lost my mind. It just got scared and ran away.

Why do anti-depressants carry the warning "May increase thoughts of suicide."?

How's everyone holding up? It's crazy out there. I've killed like fifteen zombies already. Why are they all carrying candy?