Funny Status Ideas

Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.

Do Amish people do the acoustic slide?

Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable!

I say "do I smell popcorn" right after I fart, so everyone takes in a deep breath.

My son said his favorite mythical creature is a unicorn. He then asked me if I had a favorite mythical creature and I said "Yes, an honest politician."

What if Gangnam Style is actually just a giant rain dance, and we brought this hurricane on ourselves?

If water continues to rise Wall Street may need another bail out.