Funny Status Ideas

The aftermath of Hurricane Sandy tells me that we are better prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse than a power outage.

"Bitches Get Stitches" is what I'm naming my clinic if I ever become a vet.

French people give me the crepes.

Why do hospitals need to advertise? It's not like I'm going to go to Home Depot instead.

Nowadays kids don't go to High School. They go to school high.

Walk up to a house yesterday with a mask, get free candy. I do the samething today and they call the cops? Pfft, some people.

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 467 words. Slightly more in Canada.