Funny Status Ideas

They really should just put the Pepto directly into the Mexican food.

If two gay guys get married, do they go to the same bachelor party?

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Guess I'll stop cleaning the house.

I tivo-ed the election. Nobody tell me who won.

Thanks for shopping! Would you like to donate $1 to cancer research or are you a giant monster?

Getting paid to sleep...that's my dream job.

You always have that bit of hope inside you during a fire drill, that your school is actually on fire.