Funny Status Ideas

A dyslexic poet writes inverse.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm starting group meetings at my house for people who have OCD, not because I have it, but surely one of them will be bothered enough to clean it.

Why is it called stealing when your WIFI is trespassing in my house?

I came into this world kicking and screaming and covered in someone else's blood and I have no problem with going out the same way.

They really should just put the Pepto directly into the Mexican food.

If two gay guys get married, do they go to the same bachelor party?