Funny Status Ideas

Lincoln is doing well in theaters. Historically this has not been true.

If you are thinking of having an affair, just remember the head of the CIA couldn't even get away with it.

Well, I just finished the internet. What a great read... I hope they make another one.

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you... I would start thinking about you.

If you set fire to LMFAO they'll become ROTFLMAO.

There are two types of people I can't stand. Nosy people, and people who won't tell me what's going on.

It all makes sense now. Pot and gay marriage legalized in the same day. (Leviticus 20:13 "If a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.") Well. I guess we've just been misinterpreting it all these years...