Funny Status Ideas

Well, I just finished the internet. What a great read... I hope they make another one.

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you... I would start thinking about you.

If you set fire to LMFAO they'll become ROTFLMAO.

There are two types of people I can't stand. Nosy people, and people who won't tell me what's going on.

It all makes sense now. Pot and gay marriage legalized in the same day. (Leviticus 20:13 "If a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.") Well. I guess we've just been misinterpreting it all these years...

Dirty laundry belongs in the hamper...not on Facebook.

Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.