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#3068
Groupon emails serve as a nice daily reminder of all the fun stuff I can't afford to do even at a 60% discount.
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#3067
Cyberbilly
Did you "ask" me or "axe" me? Because seriously, one is murder.
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#3066
I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together, so when people say "are those hermit crabs?" I can say "not any more, they're mingling crabs"
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#3065
Cyberbilly
Of all the lies I've told in my life, "Just kidding" is my favorite.
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#3064
Is the new American motto, "If at first you don't 'secede', try, try again"?
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#3063
Lincoln is doing well in theaters. Historically this has not been true.
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#3062
If you are thinking of having an affair, just remember the head of the CIA couldn't even get away with it.
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