Funny Status Ideas

The Hangover Part 3? Seriously, how many hangovers do these guys need to have before they realize that they need to stop inviting Alan to parties??

A hundred years from now, people will wonder why so many photos of their ancestors involve the subject standing in the bathroom holding a thin rectangular device at shoulder level.

If a zombie apocalypse were to happen in Vegas... would it stay in Vegas?

On 12/21/12 people will be making rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow...

Monday is one of my favourite days of the week. My 7th favourite.

They say after a plane crash they can identify you by your dental records. What I'm wondering is how they know who your dentist is.

Do you guys ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you & they're stabbing it? No? How about now?