Funny Status Ideas

Tampon makers have announced that they will be replacing their tampon string with tinsel. They'll only be available for the Christmas period.

Hyperbole is my favorite literary device, I use it like 600 times a day!

Hurting you is the last thing I want to do, but it's still on the list.

Why is it that when there are a million interesting places on Google Earth, the first thing people do is look for their house?

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait...

We have so much in common! You want to travel and I want you to go.