Funny Status Ideas

Not to get technical, but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution.

Gambling addiction hotlines would be so much more effective if every 10th caller was a winner.

Did Bruno Mars catch that grenade? Haven't heard from him in a while...

Stalking is where two people go on a long, romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.

If you think you aren't creative, buy a gym membership and see how many excuses you find not to use it.

Tampon makers have announced that they will be replacing their tampon string with tinsel. They'll only be available for the Christmas period.

Hyperbole is my favorite literary device, I use it like 600 times a day!