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#3110
The highest state of defense readiness in the US is DEFCON 1. More commonly known by women as: "I'm fine."
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#3109
My room is as clean as the 5 dollar movie been at Walmart.
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#3108
Cyberbilly
Experience is a cruel teacher. It gives a test before presenting the lesson.
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#3107
Research shows that, when someone shouts "Oh no he didn't!", he in fact did.
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#3106
You can drown in two inches of water. I’m not reciting facts, I’m making suggestions.
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#3105
Dave Asten
I'm going to switch my car insurance from Geico to Allstate, then to Statefarm, then back to Geico. If my calculations are correct, they should owe me $837.
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#3104
Dave Asten
I always hold the door open for ladies, but they never want to get in the van...
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